Chuck Norris is Everywhere.
In an effort to put off some creative work of my own, I am reading these “random facts” about Chuck Norris online. Here are some of the ones that I found hilarious:
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a
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