Tom Cruise's Bangs
2006-05-06/2:13 p.m.

I have a slight obsession. Okay, a new one. And it’s with Tom Cruise’s horrible new wispy bangs.

Oh man. They are hilarious. And horrifying. I can’t look away! When Go Fug Yourself termed them as “cut with a flowbie” I laughed out loud at work.

And then this, the capper, him and Kanye West, both looking awful. With this one, I am over the edge to tears. Especially with the “YEAH YOU ARE in response to the bandana. Perfect.

I am not the only one who is thinking about this. “Honey, what’s up with the bangs?” offers some more proof and examples to show that I am not crazy (or, TOTALLY crazy at least).

And with this:
I leave you.

Try not to have any (hilarious) nightmares.


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