These people claim to be my age. Yes, my age. These are people on shows on Bravo.

WHAT?? Are they lying or am I insane? Maybe I'm totally blind when I look at my friends but I was shocked to hear both of these people say this. 29? 30? Really?

Should I start getting botox or wait a couple of years and just get a whole package deal done? Also, ooof, my aching back (see, I'm an old lady).