I find the nerdy brother on Top Chef oddly attractive. I like his corny jokes, his misplaced anger, and his ill advised backwards baseball cap that crops up from time to time. Of course he was an Eagle Scout.

Hello, nerdy brother. You talk in a bit of a monotone and your lips don't move when you speak, but somehow, you make it work.

Also, you're nice to gnomey while your brother is not.

This is my third vague crush on a guy on Top Chef.